Pirate Happy Hour

And finally: "Get yer scurvy arse's in gear and come share some grog with the crew at Camp 54. From the late afternoon to dark o'clock, the playa's finest rums will flow, to the sounds of a flintlock. Hook your wench along and bring a lass, iffn' your feeling saucy, you'll get some Capitan h ass.

Free booze for all landlubbers!

Ninjas discouraged.
Real swashbucklers skip any line!"

I'm feeling too lazy for the terrorist happy hour. If we really want to do two, anyone want to volunteer to organize it?